in two variations, noob and newb.
Noob is meant as an offensive term toward someone who is not necessarily new, but quite
often is directed at someone that is somewhat experienced but at the same time stupid/disruptive and/or totally incapable
of learning. Generally “noob” is used by a haxor, or someone who
is generally of exceptional skill for whatever the situation, hence giving it the name haxor (originated from hacker
from online gaming). Typically this can also be seen online as 1337 h4x0rz, h4xor, or something similar. This sort
of typing is referred to as 1337speak, which is a form of online slang that substitutes normal lettering for numbers
or symbols. If you are of such ‘haxor’ quality and find you are winning/owning/whatever
to a noob or other similar object, it is often at this point that the term ‘pwn’ is used. It is usually unwise to direct either the term ‘noob’ at others or use the word ‘pwn’
if your eligibility of being a noob is in question. A noob is almost always someone
who thinks they're cool but obviously aren't. This is also used in 1337speak.
also: n00b, nub, ch00b, n00bo, n00blet, n00b4z0!d, etc.
Newb, however, is not meant to be offensive. Newb merely states that the person in question
is new to the game/board/whatever.
OMG ROFL!! I IS THE BEST!11!!(one)11!!1! YUO ALL SUK!11! LOL!
Daniel: go home n00blet...
Bobby: Dude, I bought you this cool shirt, but I left it back at my hotel in Spain.
Juanita: Wow, thanks a lot, noob.
Sam (newb): Guys, anyone know where the level 38 raptors spawn?
Daniel: Sure, just keep heading west from there and you’ll find ‘em soon enough.
Jen (newb): Why can’t I just cross multiply to solve for ‘x’?
Sally: Because it’s division. Here, why don’t you try this
Using Pwn (online):
Ben: dam..some stupid warrior just 1 hit k’od me
Pat: rofl, you just got pwned
Greg: Haha dude I just pwned that math test.
Vince: I know, me too. That was so easy.
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