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(This was the combined
work of myself, Eric, Dan, and David.)
A) Annually, amazingly acrobatic ants and
additional ashy Asian animals attempt assassination after asking astronauts about apples and artificial articulate anthropologists. Actually, Arctic artichokes are as able as an antelope’s ass after adding an
ancient afghan alligator anally.
B) Battling baboons bounce baby black bears
below brown blizzard bridges because back before bachelors bought bologna, bees began biting businessmen but before bastards
bashed ballet ballrooms, biased bitches bellowed beastily behind brats biting bubble butts.
C) Chinese crackhead children chew cherry
chunks connecting chili chomping conflicting Chihuahuas caught catapulting Californian cantaloupes cooperating carelessly
crapping cow-patties. Cursing Canadians coldly contract Chlamydia chewing clam’s
cocks contradicting Czechoslovakian construction concerning carnivorous chickens clapping cookie conundrums congruently.
D) During deep December droughts, diligently
dancing donkeys dutifully do dad’s dirty dishes daily. Damned druids do
dry doggies desperately deciding decisions demonstrating different daring dentists’ daughters deliberately dealing with
dead ducks’ dicks.
E) Emerald eyed evil elephants expressively
enter equidistant elevators eventually explaining editing extravaganza experiences.
Every exploding elemental egg enables elections even extremely exotic exaggerated exercises eventually evaluate extraneous
exponentially exogenous equations except Eskimo’s entertainment.
F) First, frisky female flounders
fondle fascinating forbidden fabrics fashionably. Furthermore, filthy fat farmers
feel firm flat fish flattering floating feeble foreign fagots’ fiery feces. Finally,
fuzzy, funny-faced felines furnish frozen furnaces for five flailing filthy Frenchmen’s funerals.
G) Glorified gaseous ghosts (grabbing glittery
golden gats) gracefully gut gasping glamorous goblins getting great garments graciously. Glad gum-chewing gabbing goons glisten
grotesquely giving gory girly gophers gothic gauntlet games.
H) Happily, hidden, hideous hippos holding
hats hex heavenly Hispanic hummingbirds having hags hearts healed hatefully. Horned
hellish hooting herrings hand hot Hindu horses heated Haitian heroin hilts hopelessly.
I) Infant imaginative
Irish immigrants interest invited imbecile Indian iguanas in important inhalant information if interacting industries impose
inferences instigating invasion implementing Italy indicating
intricate issues into idiotic idiosyncrasies.
J) Japanese junior jocks juggling
jam jars justify January’s Jeopardy jokers judiciously. Jewish jacketed
journalist junkies jovially jingling juice jokes jumping Juggernaught jousting Jedis just jab Jabberwockies’ jellybeans
killer kamikaze kinky koalas kissed Kober’s kicking Korean kangaroo’s kabobs kindly. Kind king Kenny’s key ketchup kettles killed Kentucky’s
kayaking kindergarten karate kickers’ kitchen kittens’ kidneys.
L) Little lousy lizards laboriously
lick lazy Latin lions’ large lubricated lemons lovingly. Lucky laughing
leprechaun lords levitate laminated leaves leaving long lower log lips living light lies looking luckily lighter like literature
leading laboratory ledges leering liberally, letting land lubbers litter locked llama loads locally.
M) Mexican masturbating monkey maniacs make mango mudpies
menacingly making monstrous Moscow mutant mice militarize mean married mailmen. Murdered medieval masculine millionaires mix multicolored musical mushrooms meanwhile
moving mechanical Muslim mustached musicians mashing more manly meatballs matching my merciful man molested master’s
metallic matzah melons.
N) Nagging naked nematodes narrowly nailed
napping narcotic nannies necessarily naming native naughty naturalist negro neighbors Nelson nuking numerous numb nymph nurses. Neptune’s neat near-sighted nerdy nephew nemesis nervously
nibbled nifty nestling newts nominating new noted nocturnal noises nodding notably near nothingness.
O) Omar ordered overdone olive omelets
originating on our own orange oxygen opportunities or obtaining October’s oily oceanic octopi orphanages onto obedient
orangutan objectives obviously occurring over one old Olympic ovulating owl owning opponents optimistic opinions over oval
P) Pink Peruvian pussies produced
Pakistani purple penises proving polite pandemonium pleases perfect playboy pwner pricks, perplexing pretty preposterous peppers
packing patient parking pedestrians painting privileged pointy prickly peas pouting pleasantly.
Q) Quiet quaint quacking quails quieren
quirky quart quivering quill quartets quite questionably. Quit qualifying quarter
R) Rambling Romanian retired racist rhinos
running rovers, record retarded rats rigidly resisting random ram rape relentlessly. Red Russian referee raccoons race romantically
rich rice, running rare Renaissance records requiring rosy rabbits recently rolling rich robot receptionists risking receiving
reflective river razors recommending renting raving refrigerator ruin results. Rock
rooms rob rhythm rings realistically really rain remarkably rapidly remembering rocking really ripe reefers remaining. Ridiculous ringleader roommate redskins recovering raging Roswell
redneck rats ratify related reverends.
S) Stinky Slovakian snakes slither
sneakily surrounding some smelly Serbian salads sacrificing screaming secret sexy Siberian sailors sailing secondary sausage
ships scoring serious scientific salmon seen shopping since sniffing spicy snow. Stuffing
speed spoonfuls south so Spanish soccer sugar skiers strike swimming special students snuffing subway surprising small Slavic
skank skunks surfacing suddenly speaking strict strange savage stories stopping stingy strawberries suffering square slim
shorts stretching scarred scarfed shanked snowboarders smoking steel steak still spooning several Swedish sandwiches.
T) Tiny Tokyo Tuk-taks taste terrible
to tight timid teachers training terrorist tigers tactical trumpet telegrams therefore truly tragic tranquil Taliban tourist
tomatoes tip tic-tac tasting toothpaste turning Thanksgiving tables terribly then tubby Turkish turtles tour trains towering
thirsty trout truly trying trees taking Tennessee tacos toward tough Thailand ticks.
U) Ukrainian ukulele ulcers ultimately
urinate under umbrellas uniting unable, unacceptable, unaccomplished, uncharted, undressing Uruguayan uniforms. Unforgettably, unemployed, unfashionable unicorns underline uninspired unique unions, universally unlikely
universes unloosen unlucky urban uproars usurping usable uranium utensil urges unmistakably.
V) Violent vinegar Vonage viewers value
Versaille’s very vacuumed valley vacation voyages volunteering vitamin virus visits valuably vowing vegetable vomit
votes volleyball violin Valentine voices valiantly vacating Vietnamese vulture veil villages.
W) Wonderful windy winter watermelon weapons witness
working women wallet water washers who windsurf worrying while wet wasted whales weigh winning wolves wearing worse wooden
watches where wispy white wasps whisper weak wags want wax world wars wetting woolen wide western wing wangs.
X) Xiang xylophone XL x-ray xenon xerophytes
x-rated Xmas Xeroxing xanthous xanthophylls xanthate.
Y) Yo, yesterday your yapping yellow
yaks yawned yelling yucky young youths’ yearbooks yo-yo yeast, yet Yugoslavian Yankees yearn (not completed)
zeppelin zipping zucchini zaps zero zany zodiac zebra ziggurats zigzagging zesty zoo zones zooming zygotes.