Truthfully, you are quite lucky to have reached this website. As you may or may not be aware, this website
is quite healthy for you and, after testing, has been found to do any of the following things.*
Increase IQ of website viewer.
Guarantee success of viewer's next endeavour.
Rid viewer of any illnesses/diseases.
Waste viewer's time.
As this site contains all these advantages and more, it is highly advisable that you continue your viewing of
this website for as long as you can stand it, and then I'd advise sitting.
*Research not performed on humans. View at your own risk.